Trump’s Plans to ‘Reshape America’
The ex-prez says he will “reshape America” with a “War on the impoverished” – “Every state should be like Texas,” he says. Anticipating victory in a presidential race … Read more
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Trump: ‘I Just Discovered that I’m Black’
“If Kamala Harris can be Indian for 50 years and suddenly turn Black because it’s politically expedient, then I’m Black too!” Taking a page from the political primer … Read more
Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Trump: ‘I Will Abolish the Democratic Party’
Declares he can abolish anything he wants, since the Supreme Court granted him absolute power. Once he’s reinstalled in the White House, Donald Trump says he will abolish … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Donald Trump Post-Debate
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former president Donald Trump, post-debate. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Experts say the recent presidential debate spurred episodes of “Politico-dysphemistico-phobia” throughout the nation. According to SNN Psychophobia reporter Dr. Giselle Frontal Lobotomie, … Read more
Trump Cashing In: Rivaling Walmart as Retail Vendor
The perpetual presidential candidate is cashing in on his fame, hauling in the bucks whether elected or not. From presidential underwear to a Trump Sex Manual, 45 is … Read more
Imagining Dictator Trump’s First Day Back in the White House
His first day back is all about “making America great again,” says the self-described “Dictator on Day One.” This could be America at 12 noon on January 20, … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Alien-Sedition Acts When Reelected
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
