Trump: US Should ‘Temporarily’ Suspend Constitution
The Constitution ‘simply represents an ideal’ that Americans should strive for, says the man under the floppy hairpiece. NEW YORK – Mussolini look- and act-alike Donald Trump said … Read more
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New Thanksgiving Holiday, ‘Gratitude,’ Created
New holiday created for those who must work on the real Thanksgiving, and in response to “Black Friday” and its exploitation of employees. By Roger Freed.
F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Loses 14 Dogfights to 1917 Biplane
Ultra-costly F-35 ‘at least shinier’ than old Sopwith Camel, officials say. WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced today that a new Lockheed Martin F-35 Joint Strike Fighter had lost … Read more
Psychic Warns Hillary Clinton of ‘Horrible Berning in 2016’
Staffers say that Hillary Clinton has not been the same since a discussion with “Miss Cleo.” WASHINGTON — Earlier today, a senior campaign staffer close to Democratic presidential … Read more
Trump the Great’s First Day as President
A peek inside the Trump administration Dolly Darling, the President’s Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss … Read more
Mothers of GOP Candidates to Protect Them During Debate
Candidates insist moms the only ones they can trust anymore MILWAUKEE, WI — Today, all the Republican presidential candidates announced that their mothers — or other support figures … Read more
Seven-Year-Old: U.S. Healthcare System Immoral, “S-Word”
Kid smarter than Republicans on healthcare MOBILE, ALABAMA — Today, a seven-year-old boy named Jonathan Mercy concluded the American healthcare system was immoral and “the s-word.” Jonathan came to … Read more
Latest GOP Debate Demand: Spoon-Fed Questions via Alphabet Soup
Demands getting more specific, including GOP debate lighting style and Huggie Bears on each podium for “moral support.” The Republican candidates shocked the media world at the last … Read more
Conspiracy Theories: The Website for the Well-Informed Paranoiac
Keeping a vigilant public aware of plausible conspiracy theories Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek … Read more
Next Republican Debate Features Two New Surprise Entrants
Reworked format and new entrants featured at this evening’s Republican debate Dateline: N.H., Feb.8, 2016 Hello everyone and welcome to the 37th presidential Republican debate sponsored by NotchTV, … Read more
