Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/29/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Chuck E Cheese employees in mouse costumes doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Chuck E Cheese employees in mouse costumes doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
After the big “Epstein List Reveal,” the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy. Gift-giving… sorry, silly me. Besides the insecure Trump’s recent promise to the masses … Read more
Elon Musk has revealed to the public his newest creation: a fully functional time machine. Amid a gathering storm of criticism that his business interests are anti-Semitic and … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Justice Department, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Ben Affleck’s kids roast his movies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katy Perry on Blue Origin, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coachella 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about opening day for Major League Baseball, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesn’t need to be … Read more