Trump to Be Shot Out of a Cannon on Live TV
GOP candidate Donald Trump has planned a stunt to beat all stunts: he is to be shot out of a cannon on live television. Mar-a-Lago – Today Donald … Read more
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Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
According to Anthony Scaramucci, Trump Played Us a Tune!
Scaramucci: Just like the corny ‘Squeeze Box,’ Donald Trump continues to bellow & bray! Former White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci recently said, “It’s a big Tell when … Read more
A Flock of Rich Plutocratic Democrats Want Lina Khan’s Head. Why?
The FTC is now headed by Lina Khan, a tenacious opponent of anti-consumer, anti-worker mergers. You can see the conflict that sets up. We’ve recently learned about Project … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/13/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Simone Biles, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Folks Ask: Just How Weird is JD Vance Really?
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
These days witches don’t chant “double, double, toil and trouble.” They have also traded in their broomsticks for Priuses. (With apologies to William Shakespeare) Donald Trump has often … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donnie Creates His Project 2025 During Recess!
A peek into the *oranges of Trump’s ‘Project 2025’ via his Mother’s Diary! *I know, I know! Little Donnie’s Mother’s Diary #3 Wednesday, September 1952, Little Donnie, 6 … Read more
Trump: ‘Harris Going Balls to the Walz with a Commie Pick!’
The old white guy that turned orange made another bad pun, saying that Harris is going “balls to the Walz” with her VP pick. On Tuesday, presumptive Democratic … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/6/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Flava Flav, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
