Ben Carson: Area 51 Stores My Original Brain, Sasquatches
Ben Carson today announced the real purpose of Area 51: to house his original brain, and a colony of Sasquatches. By Alexander Vosh, Humor Times.
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump: US Should ‘Temporarily’ Suspend Constitution
The Constitution ‘simply represents an ideal’ that Americans should strive for, says the man under the floppy hairpiece. NEW YORK – Mussolini look- and act-alike Donald Trump said … Read more
New Thanksgiving Holiday, ‘Gratitude,’ Created
New holiday created for those who must work on the real Thanksgiving, and in response to “Black Friday” and its exploitation of employees. By Roger Freed.
Tapped Phone Call Between Putin and Assad Quite Revealing
HT Exclusive: We have the Putin and Assad transcript! A most intriguing phone call between the two most-beloved dictators in the world.
F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Loses 14 Dogfights to 1917 Biplane
Ultra-costly F-35 ‘at least shinier’ than old Sopwith Camel, officials say. WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced today that a new Lockheed Martin F-35 Joint Strike Fighter had lost … Read more
Psychic Warns Hillary Clinton of ‘Horrible Berning in 2016’
Staffers say that Hillary Clinton has not been the same since a discussion with “Miss Cleo.” WASHINGTON — Earlier today, a senior campaign staffer close to Democratic presidential … Read more
Mothers of GOP Candidates to Protect Them During Debate
Candidates insist moms the only ones they can trust anymore MILWAUKEE, WI — Today, all the Republican presidential candidates announced that their mothers — or other support figures … Read more
Seven-Year-Old: U.S. Healthcare System Immoral, “S-Word”
Kid smarter than Republicans on healthcare MOBILE, ALABAMA — Today, a seven-year-old boy named Jonathan Mercy concluded the American healthcare system was immoral and “the s-word.” Jonathan came to … Read more
Latest GOP Debate Demand: Spoon-Fed Questions via Alphabet Soup
Demands getting more specific, including GOP debate lighting style and Huggie Bears on each podium for “moral support.” The Republican candidates shocked the media world at the last … Read more
WikiLeaks: Inside Look at Assad’s ‘Historic’ Meeting with Putin
Assad and Putin have a good laugh at U.S. expense The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of … Read more
