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Apr 092016
 
 By , April 9, 2016
Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are absolutely killing us. They’re crossing our foul lines and taking roster spots from American players. Folks, they [more…]

Jun 172014
 
 By , June 17, 2014
Lost Journal: A Chance to Join the Boys of Summer

Journal entry: July 3, 1977 (age 8) – Boys of Summer For an 8-year-old, there is grave fear attached to some states of being, such as “separated from parents at an airport” or “on fire.” For me, the gravest fear comes when I am “at [more…]

Apr 062013
 
 By , April 6, 2013

Forget the robin. Ignore the tulips. Do not let the Easter Bunny, hummingbirds or awakening bears hoodwink you. The first baseball thrown in anger is the true harbinger of spring and calendar alarm for the lazy discard of the heavy encumbrances of winter. Play ball. [more…]

Jul 292012
 
 By , July 29, 2012
Lost Journal: Quest for the Four-bounce Homer
Lost Journal: Quest for the Four-bounce Homer

Lost Journal entry: April 21, 1978 (age 9) To hit a home run in the St. Thomas Aquinas Elementary school parking lot, the ball has to hit or go over the fence that borders the parish convent. The tennis balls we use have probably frightened [more…]

May 012012
 
 By , May 1, 2012
Baseball and Politics: The Not-So-Odd Couple

Baseball and politics have more in common than most spectator sports do Here are some similarities between America’s favorite pastimes: Baseball teams have managers, batting instructors, bullpen coaches, and advance scouts. Political campaigns have managers, communication directors, policy advisors and advance staff. Pitching staffs have [more…]

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