Trump Names Houston Astrodome as Newest Immigrant Prison
Recycling reaches its apogee as the Astrodome enters a new phase in its illustrious history. More than 60 years after it debuted as “the eighth wonder of world” … Read more
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Trump Receives Global Citizen Award
Ex-president receives Global Citizen Award, cited for “Utilizing philosophy and resources to combat world poverty.” Future News: In a shocking turnaround for 4-time-impeached President Donald J. Trump, 87, … Read more
Trump to Implement Anti-Woke Testing for Government Hiring
The administration said the exam would screen out undesirable indoctrinators. Taking its cue from the Oklahoma Department of Education, the Trump administration will implement a series of exams … Read more
Trump to Place Statue of Hulk Hogan in Capitol Rotunda
Hulk Hogan, sculpted by a renowned American artist, will take his place among the nation’s political immortals. Saying that he misses “the Hulkster” already, President Donald Trump said … Read more
Hegseth Named Point Man on New Guidelines for Alcohol Use
Hegseth will tackle the administration’s growing concern about the level of alcohol consumption among Americans. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has been named point man on President Donald … Read more
Trump and Putin Meet in Alaska to Discuss Dismemberment of Ukraine
Trump and Putin attempted to settle their differences by means familiar in the home lives of many Americans. Accompanied by a 48-member contingent of Russia’s National Guard, the … Read more
Trump to Build Big, Beautiful Ballroom in East Wing of White House
The new addition to the East Wing won’t be cheap, but where there’s a will, there’s a way. President Donald J. Trump announced from the White House yesterday … Read more
Trump Signs Executive Order to Revamp LA Olympics
The administration’s measures appear to assure that the 2028 Games will be remembered as the Trump Olympics. Affixing his signature with a flourish, President Donald Trump signed an … Read more
Trump Expected to Make Clean Sweep of Nobel Prizes
Members of the administration say Trump is on the inside track for a fistful of Nobel Prizes this year. White House aide Peter Navarro told an alumni gathering … Read more
Obama Fitted with Ankle Monitor After Charge of Treason
Pending charge of treason invoked to limit ex-president’s activity. Former President Barack Hussein Obama was taken into custody briefly on Tuesday by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents … Read more
