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Insider denounces “Sticky Fingers Trump” for defalcation, Trump unpredictably calls it a “witch hunt.” Whistleblower testimony alleges that former President Donald J. “Sticky Fingers Trump” dipped into the … Read more
Ex-president Trump pledged retaliation against all his enemies after a D.C. court denied his claims to absolute immunity. The D.C. Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday that former President … Read more
Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more
Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more
Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more
MTG shovels the dirt on friends and foes alike in new tell-all book. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), representing Georgia’s 6th Congressional district since 2021, has come out … Read more
Former president and current defendant in multiple court cases Donald J. Trump wants to sell his private quarters in Florida to raise funds. In an effort to scare … Read more
GOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food … Read more
Trump changes running mates: Discards Santos as “amateur” and opts for Roseanne Barr. Donald J. Trump, leading Republican candidate for president, doesn’t like under-performers, he says, and so … Read more
Certain celebrities are lobbying to keep Trump on the ballot, but mainly to keep the door open for themselves. Celebrities past and present have come together to help … Read more
