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Bill Tope As Trump’s most Bizarre Czar, Thomas Homan will in charge of executing Trump’s promised mass deportation of “illegals.” President-elect former President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday the … Read more
As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, as Trump’s new “drug czar,” plans some radical changes to the FDA and other agencies. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, appeared at a press briefing … Read more
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
New owner Jeff Bezos said it would “not be prudent” to endorse, and that “democracy can effing choke in darkness, for all I care.” Touting itself as the … Read more
Former president touches on a variety of issues at a rally, including the genitalia of Arnold Palmer. Touching on a variety of issues at a rally in Latrobe, … Read more
The VP candidate apparently caught a rare genital disorder from his running mate, Donald Trump. A spokesperson for vice-presidential candidate Senator JD Vance (R. OH) announced at a … Read more
The ex-prez says he will “reshape America” with a “War on the impoverished” – “Every state should be like Texas,” he says. Anticipating victory in a presidential race … Read more
“If Kamala Harris can be Indian for 50 years and suddenly turn Black because it’s politically expedient, then I’m Black too!” Taking a page from the political primer … Read more
Pete Rose is infamous for betting on MLB games while he played in the league. Following the death last Monday of legendary Major League Baseball hits leader Pete … Read more
