Trump: ‘What America Needs is a Good Dictator’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Former White House guy Donald Trump says he should be elected as the nation’s “good dictator,” so he can fix all its … Read more
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Vote: How to Fight the Next Civil War
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
Foreign Ruler Tells America How to End Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) It’s not hard to end gun violence, says the Grand Duke of The Republic of Obnoxia. Lord Sebastian Soapscumbe, Grand Duke of … Read more
SCOTUS to Debate the Gun Rights of the Unborn
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With the Roe v Wade ruling still sparking protests, SCOTUS is now set to hear a case on the gun rights of … Read more
President Biden Offers New Solution to Rising Food Prices
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Deeply concerned about the pain in the wallet of most Americans, the president has a plan to deal with rising food prices. … Read more
Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more
In the Spirit of Total Equality, California First State to Demand Male Residents Develop Menstrual Cycles
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Following a statewide education program, men will have several options as to how to acquire their own menstrual cycles. In its drive … Read more
Expert Blames Former Russian Leader for Present Day Political Dysfunction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN historian states that if the political dysfunction in Washington seems particularly bad, we can blame Nikita Khruschchev. Many Americans think that … Read more
How to Ward Off Monkeypox and Avoid Another Pandemic
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Resident Witch Doctoress Dr. Sweet Mama Dorite explains how to ward off the Monkeypox. With the arrival of the rare disease … Read more
Elon Musk Makes Bid to Buy America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
