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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian “Defecationist” says he has the answer to stemming American violence: “bowel purging.” The Right Reverend Bishop Doctor Ubiquitus Gavasconious Reachbakke of … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden is set to confront Russian President Vladimir Putin over possible military invasion of the MSNBC cable news network. President Biden, … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondents from across the universe weigh in on what exactly Omicron is. This past week the word-birthers at the World Health … Read more
Country becomes first to arm citizens who plan to travel to the ultra-violent US, in hopes they can survive and return to their homeland. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian … Read more
An ancient Goozokooyan magic spell has been revealed as the key to stopping unwanted robocalls forever. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN resident witch doctor and Goozokoo-ologist … Read more
G20 officials say that, in battle for climate control, cars running on human waste could be a real (and stinky) game changer. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) … Read more
The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot by a mafia outfit from the planet Zardoc, which sees America as an easy target. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News … Read more
World-respected linguistics scholar breaks down the translations for the latest government and media buzz word, “O Compromised.” Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Service) Are you or some part … Read more
The Slobovian Journal of Medicine has issued a report alleging an epidemic of “Intestinal Poison Ivy” caused by eating plant-based burgers. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The … Read more
Those caught wearing masks in Hell will be escorted out for being “too damned good,” says Devil. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Apparently the Covid 19 “mask … Read more
