Trump is for Sale, Sure, but You Can Also Lease Him
Frenetic crowds of billionaires have heard that Trump is for sale or lease, and they’ve come shopping for the best deals. Frenetic crowds are storming the White House … Read more
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WWE SummerSlam: Trump vs Mamdani in Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match!
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) This year’s WWE SummerSlam features “Trump vs Mamdani” in the first-ever “Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match.” The world of professional wrestling and … Read more
Musk Scolds Seniors: ‘Your Spree of Waste, Fraud and Abuse is at an End’
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
Has Your Country Been Seized by a Tech Billionaire? What to Do During a Coup
Don’t feel bad, it can happen to the best of countries. Top 13 things to do if a tech billionaire launches a coup on your nation with the … Read more
Who’s Really the World’s Richest Person and How Did They Get that Way?
Both Elon Musk and Warren Buffett claim they are (or “would be”) the richest person in the world. A point of contention between fabulously rich dudes Elon Musk … Read more
Trump’s Plan to Feed the Greed of Corporate Elites
Trump loyalists will be hired as friendly “regulators” of corporate hucksterism, in order to feed the greed of said loyalists. Howard Lutnick wants to have his cake and … Read more
Elon Musk Poised to Receive ‘Significant Role’ in New Trump Administration
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Why the GOP is Becoming a Rabid Clique of Political Veterinarians
The GOP is conceding that they are now captives of a rabid clique of ideological extremism and outright nutballism. Ohio voters scored a big election victory for women’s … Read more
Billionaire Sues World’s Most Expensive Restaurant Over Fake She-Crab Soup
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Slobovian billionaire is suing The Diamond Fork and Spoon in New York over his dissatisfaction with a bowl of She-Crab soup. … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Make Me President for Life, I’ll Pay Off National Debt’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: Ex-president says he’s is willing to pay off America’s national debt, simply for being named president for life. SNN becomes … Read more
