Walter Palmer: It Gets Worse
Lion killing dentist Walter Palmer has more skeletons – literally – in his closet. Walter Palmer, the American Rambo impersonator, who shot, killed and then took a selfie … Read more
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Lion Killer Dentist Claims He Feared for His Life, Shot in Self Defense
‘I stood my ground, just like my hero, George Zimmerman,’ says lion killer dentist BLOOMINGTON, MN — Fugitive serial animal killer Dr Walter Palmer, the U.S. dentist who … Read more
Metal Gear Mullah: Taliban Leader Found Dead
Taliban fighter evades capture, but succumbs to gaming addiction Dec 1st, 2001 — the date Mullah Mohammad Omar fled Kandahar, Afghanistan’s second-largest city, on the back of his … Read more
NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos
“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go … Read more
GOP Candidates Scramble to Out-Trump Trump with Outrageous Remarks
“What else can we do?” asks Lindsey Graham, who says he may be forced to ‘come out’ on national TV just to compete with Trump for the attention. … Read more
What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It
When Donald Trump came up in a search for “Top 10 Assholes of All Time,” Google apologized, saying the truth can be hard to swallow. Google has apologized … Read more
Campaign 2016: More the Merrier
The campaign race for the presidential nomination is getting crowded, but we like it that way! Got to congratulate Donald Trump in this campaign for how fast he’s … Read more
‘Proud Partners’ Corporatize National Parks
Like everything these days, it seems, they want to corporatize National Parks and use them for corporate marketing. Our presidents are good at praising America’s magnificent parks system, … Read more
Texans Celebrate Victory Over the Union & Obama’s “Jade Helm” Attack
Gov. Greg Abbott and Texas celebrate their first victory over the Union since the Civil War: Obama’s “Jade Helm 15” blitzkrieg has been thwarted. Wacko, TX — Church … Read more
Rumpus Chumpus Trumpus
Donald Trump: the gift of loud that keeps on blaring For all those bemoaning the lack of noise in the Republican presidential sweepstakes, it’s time to get down … Read more
