Ariana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy
Police departments across America are horrified by what Ariana Grande did to donuts. They are all also trying to confiscate a copy of the video. “This is not … Read more
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Presidential Limericks for 2016
Humor Times Poet Laureate Michael Egan composes political tributes to the 2016 candidates Chris Christie Chris Christie’s all done, let’s be clear. From New Jersey we’ve nothing to … Read more
KKK Plans Labor Day with Bible Study and Cross-Burning Competition
Labor Day with the KKK promises “song, camaraderie and a generous helping of hate” Mississippi Burning, the Arkansas chapter of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), has announced that … Read more
Hey! Grab Them Guys from Cuba! I Need My Car Fixed!
We got the money, mechanics from Cuba got the raw talent Now that Cuba and the United States are starting to talk to each other again, this could … Read more
Scott Walker Changes His Name to ‘Street Walker’ in New Presidential Strategy
In new presidential strategy, Scott Walker offers to suck Koch or anyone else on a sliding scale MADISON, WI — Former GOP front runner Gov. Scott Walker announced … Read more
Dead Solid Summer
The the thing about summer is, it’s loud It is with a gleeful relief we embrace Independence Day. Because this marks the beginning of dead solid summer. The … Read more
On Chris Christie: Why a New Jersey Puffer Fish Should Not Be President
Better listen to the people of New Jersey: they dislike “everything about” Chris Christie. When Mitt Romney’s campaign was investigating potential choices to be his 2012 running mate, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Airline Passengers! Do You Have a Right to Recline?
Or, is right to recline on an airline on the decline? It’s called the Knee Defender. But I prefer to think of it as the Schmuck Identifier. It … Read more
Rihanna’s Video & Greece: Rockin’ Out with Her Glock Out
Everyone’s talking about how violent Rihanna’s new song is, but how will it affect geopolitics? The warning message accompanying the latest video from pop provocateur Rihanna reads: “Scenes … Read more
