Kim Jong-un: ‘My Brother Was Photographed WHERE?’
Kim Jong-chul, older brother of Kim Jong-un, is North Korea’s No. 1 ‘Swiftie’ Kim Jong-chul (his friends call him “Jong-chill”), the enigmatic older brother of the North Korean … Read more
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Would You Ask a Librarian for a Lap Dance?
Librarians do lots of things that aren’t in their job descriptions In the 15 years that I’ve worked at my local public library, I’ve learned that we librarians … Read more
Blogger Lindy West Giggles at Joke about Black People
Lindy West no stranger to controversy Blogger Lindy West is no stranger to controversy. Her blogs about hot button issues in comedy and debates with such comedians like … Read more
Police Excuses for Assaulting a 15 y/o Bikini Clad Barefoot Girl
Throwing a fifteen year old girl to the ground who poses no threat is ‘just the way we roll,’ say police. Here are the top excuses offered by … Read more
Big Food and Hotel Giants Peddle Fake ‘Alternative’ Authenticity
“Alternative” lifestyle hotels and restaurants actually owned by mega-conglomerates Near my home in Austin, Texas, there is a great, old refurbished motel that I recommend to people when … Read more
Senator Graham Drops Balls for Women’s Vote
Seeking to attract a mostly-overlooked constituency by the GOP, women, Sen. Graham goes for the gold. South Carolina senator, Republican presidential hopeful and future gay rights activist Lindsey … Read more
Study Proves Rush Limbaugh Really Does Talk Shit
“He’s been crapping all over America for years,” says Miami professor of Limbaugh MIAMI, FL — A University of Miami study concludes that Rush Limbaugh does in fact … Read more
Frequently Asked Questions About the USA Freedom Act
Inquiring minds want to know: What’s the deal with the USA Freedom Act? Will Durst is here to help. Q. What’s the darn deal with the USA Freedom … Read more
Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’
“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made … Read more
Lost Journal: Senior Class Trip Hits Sour Note
Journal entry: June 8, 1987 (age 18) – Senior Class Trip Today’s Monday, and we didn’t go to school. That was reason enough for the Seton Catholic Central … Read more
