Trump to Fake His Own Death to Raise Cash, Sources Say
Another ploy to raise campaign cash? Sources say Trump plans to fake his own death after accusing opponents of assassination plot. As part of his campaign strategy to … Read more
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Biden: Donald Trump Voters Guilty of Aiding and Abetting a Felon
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden: ‘Anyone who votes for Donald Trump will be guilty of aiding and abetting’ a convicted criminal. According to SNN criminal … Read more
Trump Flirts with Selecting Clarence Thomas as Running Mate
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
The Celtic State: A Proposal for the Reoccupation of Gaul
A transcript of the Nelson Report to the Gaul World Congress, delivered September 27, 2032 by Congress Delegate Wriley Nelson. It has been twenty-one centuries since Roman armies … Read more
Project 2025 Under Renewed Scrutiny
Released last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a Donald Trump second term. Released just last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a second … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good … Read more
IOC Sued: Country Cites DEI and BOS Concerns
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Citing DEI and BOS worries, suit alleges the upcoming Olympics lack any sports based in Slobovian culture. SNN International Sports correspondent Shortte … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Donald Trump Transformed: ‘I’m Another Mother Teresa’
As transcribed directly from the mouth of Donald J. Trump Wherein Donald Trump claims to have become a great humanitarian (“the greatest!”) like Mother Teresa. It might sound … Read more
Justice Alito & Wife’s Flagging Relationship Waves On!
STARS & STRIPES, whatever! Judge Alito gets all his romantic & domestic relationship cues from his wife’s hanging flags! No one really knows what goes on in a … Read more
