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Like any fox, the Fox News Channel does what’s needed to succeed. Who says the Fox News Channel is broadcasting news that’s not exactly true? Who wouldn’t believe … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren. NIKKI HALEY I’m Republican Nikki Haley and I’m running for president of the United States … Read more
The Florida governor says good teaching spares fragile student feelings, and that learning about the past adds unnecessary stress. The teaching of all U.S. history in Florida’s public … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Is there life after football? Thanks to a crime spree turned pro sports league, you bet! (Seriously, Las Vegas is “jacked.”) Carjacking … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Mick Jagger. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners … Read more
Hanging out with his New York drinking buddy, God, the author is treated to a tale about the Mother of God. God and I were walking in the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A young Chinese student in search of Taylor Swift tickets built the spy balloon as a science project, say investigators. The much-ballyhooed … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A high-level seance with dead presidents revealed that most deny having any classified documents in their possession. SNN resident witch Doctor, Goozokooologist … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) United States is really a third world country, according to the new Slobovian president. Just after taking office, Slobovian president General Blunte … Read more
One journalist’s valiant, if unsuccessful attempt to interview the House Freedom Caucus: the Lost Interview. Our brave reporter infiltrates the favored retreat for the notorious House Freedom Caucus. … Read more
