State of Texas Banning Sex
Governor Greg Abbott today issued another executive order, this one effectively banning sex in the state of Texas. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spurred by the oncoming … Read more
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Trials & Tribulations of 2 Cheesy Lab Mice Trying to Save the World, Part 4
In cages 6 feet apart, two Cheesy Lab Mice in a Coronavirus trial study valiantly roll the heaven-or-hell dice for us everyday! Part 4 Meet Vinny Verman & … Read more
Top 10 Foods That Are Just Like Sex!
Just like sex: A racy list of edibles that’ll keep you coming back for more! Okay, these “like sex” foods are just suggestions…on a slow News Day…other than … Read more
New Kinder, Gentler Taliban Returns Control of Washington to President Biden
Trying to get on the America’s good side, a kinder, gentler Taliban is making peace offerings to Biden. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A new kinder, gentler … Read more
Texas Legislators to Legalize Vigilantism
Texas to enlist vigilantism enthusiasts to help police the state. In an exclusive interview with one member of the Texas legislature, this reporter discovered the long-term aim of … Read more
President Biden Dispatches Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan
Biden sent Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan to finish the evacuation, saying they alone can get the job done. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Totally … Read more
Jeopardy on the Mount: The First TV Game Show Host Hangs Ten!
Moses was the Chosen One to host the new game show originally called, “Who Wants to go to Hell?” The Good Book tells us Moses had to part … Read more
Funny Women Who Asked for It: Turning the Tables on Sexual Harassment
I was a little hard on the Cuomo – after all, many funny women may also be guilty of “sexual harassment.” Feeling a bit guilty after my last … Read more
BREAKING NEWS: Taliban Overruns Washington DC
The Taliban gave Joe Biden 24 hours to get out of town Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian New Network) During the night, Taliban forces slipped into Washington DC and … Read more
Intergalactic Study of Critical Species Theory Downgrades Mankind
Intensive study of this theory, not yet banned intergalacticly, shows that aardvarks, rather than mankind, should govern the earth. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Dr. Shakitte N. … Read more
