Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a … Read more
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a … Read more
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Call ISIS decision-makers ‘weak’ and ‘pussies’ A group of suicide bombers have made it known that they are not the least bit happy about a decision made by … Read more
Our hard-hitting website investigates yet more conspiracy theories! Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey … Read more
‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today … Read more
“Sanders will not do to me what Obama did in 2008,” declared Hillary Clinton. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced … Read more
‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the … Read more
With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem, ‘The Raven.’ Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a … Read more
2nd Amendment report regarding the intended meaning of “well-regulated militia” will not please gun rights advocates. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, The Nil Admirari (TNA) released a report following … Read more
Reince Priebus and RNC rush to support ‘exciting new presidential candidate’ and recently jailed Martin Shkreli WASHINGTON DC – Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus announced Friday that … Read more