McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative … Read more

Scott Weiland’s Distinct Vocal Style Caused His Death, Autopsy Reveals

Scott Weiland’s Distinct Vocal Style Caused His Death, Autopsy Reveals

Coroner’s report: Scott Weiland choked on marbles in his mouth In this Humor Times exclusive report, we reveal the true cause of death of former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet … Read more

Corporate Media: Bernie Sanders “Too Serious” for American People

Corporate Media: Bernie Sanders “Too Serious” for American People
Alexander Vosh has lived in Rhode Island for all of his life, but is often asked where he grew up by other Rhode Islanders due to his lack of the state's R-optional accent - which will make an appearance on occasion, usually when Vosh is annoyed. Vosh is also highly allergic to right-wing politics, and thinks whisky is swell. He writes regularly for The Nil Admirari, where this story first appeared.
Alexander Vosh

Bernie Sanders should ” tone down” his objectivity, say networks WASHINGTON — Today, the largest corporate media outlets in the United States confessed they were purposely ignoring U.S. … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/14/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/14/15
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid

Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid
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‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more

Trump Burns Constitution to Chants of “U-S-A”

Trump Burns Constitution to Chants of “U-S-A”
Alexander Vosh has lived in Rhode Island for all of his life, but is often asked where he grew up by other Rhode Islanders due to his lack of the state's R-optional accent - which will make an appearance on occasion, usually when Vosh is annoyed. Vosh is also highly allergic to right-wing politics, and thinks whisky is swell. He writes regularly for The Nil Admirari, where this story first appeared.
Alexander Vosh

Calls Constitution ‘liberal rag’ as it burns COLUMBUS, OH — This morning, Republican presidential candidate and rabble-rousing billionaire Donald Trump burned the original U.S. Constitution while his supporters chanted … Read more

Grumpy Santa Vows No Xmas Gifts for Climate Deniers This Year

Grumpy Santa Vows No Xmas Gifts for Climate Deniers This Year
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Basement flooded, elves refusing to work under water, Mrs Claus leaving – normally jolly Santa is pissed. NORTH POLE – A visibly grumpy Santa Claus announced today that … Read more

NRA Changes Name to ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’

NRA Changes Name to ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

NRA apparently simply ‘following the money’ The National Rifle Association (NRA), smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and … Read more

‘Happy Holidays’ Faction Strikes North Pole, Merry Christmas HQ

‘Happy Holidays’ Faction Strikes North Pole, Merry Christmas HQ
Alexander Vosh has lived in Rhode Island for all of his life, but is often asked where he grew up by other Rhode Islanders due to his lack of the state's R-optional accent - which will make an appearance on occasion, usually when Vosh is annoyed. Vosh is also highly allergic to right-wing politics, and thinks whisky is swell. He writes regularly for The Nil Admirari, where this story first appeared.
Alexander Vosh

Latest War on Christmas escalation gives fading Fox News new life THE NORTH POLE — Earlier today, the Happy Holidays faction in the War on Christmas launched a … Read more

Conspiracy Theories #2: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Look at the Internet Again

Conspiracy Theories  #2: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Look at the Internet Again
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

We here at Conspiracy Theories bring you the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious … Read more

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