Lost Journal: Comedy is Key Factor in Gross National Product
Journal entry: October 19, 1996 (age 27) – Comedy and the GNP When I moved to the Washington, D.C., area three years ago, it was my goal to … Read more
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Hillary’s Promised $2.5B Greeted with Amusement by Super Wealthy
‘We’ll see Hillary’s $2.5B and raise it $5B,” Charles Koch laughed, opening his small-change purse. WASHINGTON, DC – Hillary Clinton’s recent vow to raise $2.5B in campaign funds … Read more
Lincoln Momentos Attacked as Americans Realize He Created the Income Tax
When Americans learned that Abraham Lincoln started the federal income tax, all hell broke loose. Upon reading an article in a national newspaper stating that Abraham Lincoln was … Read more
LA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show
The guy who put the so-called “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot could get his own show. The lawyer who put the infamous “Kill the Gays” initiative … Read more
Scandal Street: Bill Cosby Sings with the Muppets
Bill Cosby discusses the word ‘surprise’ and sings with the Muppets on Sesame Street With Donald Trump making fresh sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby last week, an … Read more
Pizza Store Owners Rush to Cash In on Gay Discrimination
“Send us your cash donations!” say hundreds of pizzeria operators, eager to profit from the generosity of gay-haters everywhere. WALKERTON, IN — Pizza stores in the U.S. are … Read more
ISIS: Gaining Momentum, Brick by Brick
Legos help ISIS spread fear When it comes to the promotion of violence, Lego doesn’t usually get a lot of attention. But according to a recent study led … Read more
Rory McIlroy: The First Psychic Golfer
A recently uncovered letter by Rory McIlroy to Tiger Woods discredits the myth that golfers never talk smack. In the words of Confucius, he who drives well in … Read more
HT’s Paul Lander Named ‘Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the Month’
Humor Times writer Paul Lander makes good The Humor Times’ own Paul Lander was named the “Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the Month” for his Ripping the Headlines … Read more
ISIS and Boku Haram to Sue USA for Violating Religious Freedom
Move follows Indiana and Arkansas ‘Right to Discriminate’ anti-gay ‘religious freedom’ legislation. MOSUL, IRAQ – Knife-wielding ISIS spokesman Jihadi John announced today that his organization and Nigeria’s Boku … Read more
