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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Trump hinting that he will soon try to deport Democrats. At a “copter talk” question-and-answer today, President Trump let slip that, … Read more
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an arborist from Slenderville, Minnesota. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Disillusioned Trump voters spout conflicting messages that may land in Fortune Cookies! It’s very evident that the political tides are starting to turn in the other direction. That’s … Read more
The U.S. President threatens war with Denmark over possession of the Danish territory of Greenland. Donald Trump has officially taken the gloves off in a newly aggressive approach, … Read more
Prime Ministership assumed by Mark Carney as Ottawa media cheers, checking maps. By Scott D. G. Ventureyra OTTAWA — In a stunning act of democratic innovation, Mark Carney has … Read more
Another person accidentally added to a DoD chat leaks Canadian war plans to the press. By Corey Spondent Not long after the Signal war plans leak, another war … Read more
The current administration’s investigations of gangs and alleged gangs has led the ATF to Machine Gun Willy. By John Ross In a shocking turn of events, as the … Read more
Federal funding for Meals on Wheels, “that wasteful nutrition program,” will be cut, says new McDonald’s fan RFK Jr. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced … Read more
President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
