Trump to Be Shot Out of a Cannon on Live TV
GOP candidate Donald Trump has planned a stunt to beat all stunts: he is to be shot out of a cannon on live television. Mar-a-Lago – Today Donald … Read more
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Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
According to Anthony Scaramucci, Trump Played Us a Tune!
Scaramucci: Just like the corny ‘Squeeze Box,’ Donald Trump continues to bellow & bray! Former White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci recently said, “It’s a big Tell when … Read more
Larry the Rock Takes Umbrage at Trump’s Disparaging of Rocks
Donald Trump called Kamala Harris “dumb as a rock.” Now Larry the Rock demands an apology. Larry the Rock, who exists in the Rocky Mountains in the great … Read more
Folks Ask: Just How Weird is JD Vance Really?
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donnie Creates His Project 2025 During Recess!
A peek into the *oranges of Trump’s ‘Project 2025’ via his Mother’s Diary! *I know, I know! Little Donnie’s Mother’s Diary #3 Wednesday, September 1952, Little Donnie, 6 … Read more
Trump: ‘Harris Going Balls to the Walz with a Commie Pick!’
The old white guy that turned orange made another bad pun, saying that Harris is going “balls to the Walz” with her VP pick. On Tuesday, presumptive Democratic … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Ben Franklin via Heavenly Hologram
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews statesman, scientist, inventor and publisher Ben Franklin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Hannibal Lecter Stumps for Harris: ‘I’m insane, not crazy!’
“I don’t know how I got involved,” Hannibal Lecter says, “but I’d never vote for that sleazeball Trump.” Harrisburg, PA. — Donald Trump has referenced the name Hannibal … Read more
Fifth Circle of Hell: Preregistration Now Open
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With Armageddon fast approaching, you may now preregister for the Fifth Circle of Hell. With Armageddon fast approaching, SNN Damnation correspondent Mortyle … Read more
