Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/3/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Trump tariffs, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
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Elon Musk’s DOGE Initiative Says to America, ‘You’re Fired!’
DOGE Initiative calls for “going back to square one,” which may hurt most Americans, but help billionaires, “the ones who count.” Speaking to a gaggle of alt-right media … Read more
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Holds First Briefing, Questions the ‘Necessity’ of Congress
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Trump has decided that “Congress is not really necessary,” and may be shuttered. Meeting with an expanded roster of reporters, new Trump … Read more
The Royal Threat Behind Trump’s Petty Pomposity
Watching Trump’s inaugural week, it was both awful and comical to see the royal pretensions of King Donald and his petty pomposity. In the 1787 Constitutional Convention, the … Read more
10 Questions for the New DOD Secretary Pete Hegseth
Interview by Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot The new DOD Secretary, drunkard and former Fox celebrity Pete Hegseth, is interviewed by the fawning Llib Epot, Fox News style. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/28/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Trump removing the US from the WHO, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
Frak You, Left and Right: A Poem
Frak You, Left and Right By Mahyar A. Amouzegar Frak You, Left and Right, Frak the men and women who backed the Trump fight, Frak you, Biden, for … Read more
Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/20/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jlo and Ben finalizing their divorce, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
