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Apr 252016
 
 By , April 25, 2016
Turns Out Trump is Right a Lot

Donald Trump occasionally stumbles into the lobby of the Correctomundo Hotel As evidenced by his hair, Donald J. Trump is pretty much wrong all the time. Every time. About everything. Except when he isn’t. One example is, should he become president, Mexico indeed will build [more…]

Apr 172016
 
 By , April 17, 2016
Will Durst's 21st Annual Political Animal Awards

These political animal types just don’t get the recognition they deserve. Until now. A major silver lining in this cruelest month of April is a lull between show business awards galas. The lack of gold-plated statuettes being flung about mercifully allows many Americans to stand [more…]

Apr 142016
 
 By , April 14, 2016
Democrats Riled, or Bunnies Grow Fangs

The Democrats are showing fangs: no longer just hopping around like baby rabbits playing tag in a shaded glen. And once again America reaches for the Tylenol after wrenching its collective back recoiling from the wacky ugliness monopolizing the presidential election primary process. But this [more…]

Apr 052016
 
 By , April 5, 2016
Someone Should Remind Trump Women Can Vote Too Now

Donald Trump isn’t damaging the GOP as much as he’s lifting the rocks they’ve been hiding under. Go ahead, exhale a deep sigh of relief because our long national nightmare could very well be over. Yes, dear friends, Donald Trump might have bitten off more [more…]

Mar 302016
 
 By , March 30, 2016
Trump's Mama is So Fat

[Ed. Note: Will Durst will headline the Humor Times 25th Anniversary Celebration, Wed., April 13th, at Laughs Unlimited in old town Sacramento! See you there!] How low can you go? Political limbo: Donald Trump’s hand size, vulgar personal insults, candidates’ wives… a primary even the [more…]

Mar 222016
 
 By , March 22, 2016
Plump Grumps Humping to Dump Trump

Will Durst will headline the Humor Times 25th Anniversary Celebration, Wed., April 13th, at Laughs Unlimited in old town Sacramento! See you there! The GOP’s Dump Trump movement is a sight to behold The “Dump Trump” movement began as a gentle trickle within the Republican [more…]

Mar 082016
 
 By , March 8, 2016
Kind of Okay Tuesday

What’s so “super” about Super Tuesday? It’s become painfully obvious that the term “Super Tuesday” was coined for the quantity of elections contested, not the quality of participants involved. Otherwise, we’d be forced to change the name to Kind of Okay Tuesday. Or Is It [more…]

Mar 012016
 
 By , March 1, 2016
Virgin Repair Kit

FBI vs Apple: Battle Royale between the righteous and the wicked This huge brouhaha between the FBI and Apple Inc. has escalated into a Battle Royale between the righteous and the wicked. And, as often happens, both sides are claiming to be on the side [more…]

Feb 212016
 
 By , February 21, 2016
Frequently Asked Questions: Scalia's Replacement

There’s a lot of confusion surrounding the Supreme Court with the death of Justice Antonin Scalia. Will Durst is here to help. Q. Has the issue of Justice Antonin Scalia’s replacement on the Supreme Court turned a mite political? A. You could say that. You could [more…]

Feb 162016
 
 By , February 16, 2016
New Hampshire is for Losers

They don’t call New Hampshire the elephant graveyard of presidential aspirations for nothing. Once again New Hampshire has demonstrated it is as different from the rest of the country as the Himalayan Mountains are from Jack in the Box seasoned curly fries. Like green sand [more…]