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Dec 012016
 
 By , December 1, 2016
Presidential Apprentice

President-elect Donald Trump joins government at entry level position Two months before joining the government in an entry level position, President-elect Donald Trump has been learning the ropes and is busier than a bartender ten minutes before midnight at a Times Square Applebee’s on New [more…]

Nov 222016
 
 By , November 22, 2016
Tips on Avoiding Holiday Heartburn

How to skirt messy election questions at holiday dinners and preserve your sanity. And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the pilgrimage back home for the annual Turkey Day holiday reunion. Prepare for some ultra ugliness out there, [more…]

Nov 182016
 
 By , November 18, 2016
Top Brightsides of a Donald Trump Presidency

It wasn’t easy, but here are the top positives of having Donald Trump as president. Well. That happened. Donald Trump didn’t just perplex the pundits, pollsters and his own progeny with a stunning electoral pummeling of Hillary Clinton, he pelted them with showbiz shock and [more…]

Nov 032016
 
 By , November 3, 2016
The Creepy Clown Apocalypse

The eerie connection between Halloween and the election has been magnified with a worldwide epidemic of creepy clown sightings. One of the first things we discover as kids is the difference between scary and SCARY!!! Commercial frightful versus downright ghoulish. The gap between a broken-toothed [more…]

Oct 262016
 
 By , October 26, 2016
Donald, Leave Comedy to the Professionals

Donald’s disastrous attempt at comedy should never be allowed again. Comedy is a delicate business and should be left to the trained professionals. So the next time Donald Trump announces his intention to be purposefully amusing in a public setting, we need to respond properly, [more…]

Oct 192016
 
 By , October 19, 2016
The Gropage Report: Locker Room Talk

For Donald Trump, the world is a locker room If experts are correct in saying that Donald Trump needs women voters to win the presidency, the last two weeks have been the worst for any political candidate since the summer of 1984 when Michael Dukakis [more…]

Oct 072016
 
 By , October 7, 2016
The Great Debate Debacle

In the debate, Trump lost his temper defending his tremendous temperament. An estimated 84,000,000 Americans tuned into the 1st Presidential Debate at New York’s Hofstra University, but Donald Trump did not seem to be among them. Mentally he had checked out, maybe to seek admission [more…]

Sep 232016
 
 By , September 23, 2016
The October Surprise(s)

The late hour slandering of an opponent has come to be called the “October Surprise,” and this year we should be prepared for copious disclosures of gargantuan proportions. Something craven infects political candidates as the days dwindle down to a precious few, especially when prospects [more…]

Sep 222016
 
 By , September 22, 2016
Presidential Health Wars

To herald his health, the New York developer handed the press a single paragraph from his gastroenterologist that read like a six-year-old forging a note signed by “my parents.” We, the American People, should pat ourselves on the back for having survived a multitude of [more…]