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Apr 262017
 By , April 26, 2017
Bad Hair Wars

Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial ownership of a limestone quarry, because it’s starting to look like bunker-digging time in America. The threat [more…]

Apr 122017
 By , April 12, 2017
Covey of Caucuses

There are special interest caucuses flying under the radar like sparrows through cable ducts, plotting and lobbying and stiffing caterers all over DC. During the TrumpCare Meltdown, when the same Republicans that chanted “Repeal & Replace” for 7 years folded like a broken down lawn [more…]

Apr 052017
 By , April 5, 2017
Breaking News: America is Living in 'Interesting Times'

It’s not just we news junkies, the whole world is transfixed by ‘breaking news.’ Supposedly, the Chinese or the Arabs or the Scientologists or one of those ancient inscrutable cultures, has a saying that goes, “May you live in interesting times.” It is generally considered [more…]

Mar 302017
 By , March 30, 2017
Republican's Ordeal and Disgrace

The ever-vilified Affordable Care Act has survived, an ordeal and disgrace for the Republican Party. It has been assailed as the end of democracy. Vilified as a form of slavery. Denigrated, denounced and disparaged. But like a blind, three-legged dog named “Lucky,” against all odds, [more…]

Mar 222017
 By , March 22, 2017
March Madness: It's Crazy Out There
March Madness: It's Crazy Out There

The productivity of offices has sunk to 4am levels during the March Madness of the Trump White House. The entire nation is transfixed like a litter of kittens in front of a fishbowl of hyperactive minnows as the screwy shenanigans known as March Madness unfold. [more…]

Mar 152017
 By , March 15, 2017
Trump: The Picasso of Hogwash

No matter which polite term you prefer, America in the middle of a lying renaissance. Thanks, Trump. The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. Fabrication. Falsification. Making stuff up. Inoperative statements. Alternative facts. Big fat fibs. Untruths. Puffery. Flummery. Fast food [more…]

Feb 212017
 By , February 21, 2017
The Fake News President with the Hades Touch

Since the election he’s jumped on the ‘fake news’ phrase like an old dog with a new chew toy. No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, you got to admit he’s a cracker-jack salesman with an uncanny gift for manipulating the mainstream media [more…]

Feb 142017
 By , February 14, 2017
The So-Called President Trump Cabinet

The Trump cabinet will be worth between 8 and 16 billion dollars. The so-called president is not just going to drain the swamp, he’s going to subdivide it. In typical liberal fashion, the mean weenie left has called the Donald Trump cabinet horrible things. “Corrupt [more…]

Feb 092017
 By , February 9, 2017
Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle

The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come together to stand aligned [more…]