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Feb 212017
 
 By , February 21, 2017
The Fake News President with the Hades Touch

Since the election he’s jumped on the ‘fake news’ phrase like an old dog with a new chew toy. No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, you got to admit he’s a cracker-jack salesman with an uncanny gift for manipulating the mainstream media [more…]

Feb 142017
 
 By , February 14, 2017
The So-Called President Trump Cabinet

The Trump cabinet will be worth between 8 and 16 billion dollars. The so-called president is not just going to drain the swamp, he’s going to subdivide it. In typical liberal fashion, the mean weenie left has called the Donald Trump cabinet horrible things. “Corrupt [more…]

Feb 092017
 
 By , February 9, 2017
Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle

The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come together to stand aligned [more…]

Feb 062017
 
 By , February 6, 2017
Trump Sees Invisible People

President Trump loves his invisible people. And there’s tons of them. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; like her, he doesn’t do anything nice and easy. Also, they’re both Type A personalities who expend a lot of energy but hardly move at [more…]

Jan 242017
 
 By , January 24, 2017
Trump's First 100 Days: A Prediction

Here’s what might go down over the rest of the first 100 days of the Donald Trump Experience As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now the 45th President of the United States. It’s mind-boggling. Like making John Goodman the cover model for [more…]

Jan 182017
 
 By , January 18, 2017
2017 Resolutions We Should Be Making

Most resolutions are as unique as a white sweat sock in a junior high boys locker room. All right everybody; time to slap on a happy face and start thinking positively about the upcoming twelve months. And none of that, “You want positive? Okay. I’m [more…]

Dec 282016
 
 By , December 28, 2016
The Christmas Gifts You Didn't Get But Totally Deserved

Will Durst’s Christmas Gifts Wish List Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill from here. Don’t know if it had anything to do with the earth-shaking, democracy-twisting events of November [more…]

Dec 202016
 
 By , December 20, 2016

A few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to “stop whining and get over it.” And now a few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to “stop whining about the election and get over it.” Oh, really. Get over losing a presidential election [more…]

Dec 042016
 
 By , December 4, 2016
Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2016

Best comedic news stories of the year unveiled! It’s the first week of December and all over the nation children dance while grandparents twitch with anticipation. Which, admittedly, isn’t that out of the ordinary. During this festive season rife with traditions, none is more hallowed [more…]