Our War with the Country of Mar-a-Lago
Mar-a-Lago is the only Country where one side borders the Atlantic Ocean & the other — RV Hook-up Campgrounds! Don’t grab your Passport just yet — read the … Read more
Marilyn Sands
Don Jr’s Water Torture Confessions
The lurid confessions of Don Jr. Your name? Donald Trump Jr. When did you realize that Donald Trump was your father? I was 5 and he sank my … Read more
‘Russian Rusette’ — a Board Game with Balls
My new board game has everything! My new board game has everything — Indian malfeasance, mishandling of orbs, sexual fetishes, knives in Babkas — late library books! Only … Read more
Making Some CENSE Out of FRANKEN… and Not Just at Christmas
Al Franken probably didn’t expect to be a senator someday As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & a woman, the last time I checked — I can definitively … Read more
Take a Gander at this Lame Duck
Poor Trump doesn’t know he’s a lame duck yet Well, duh — it’s Donald’s final year, isn’t it? Of course, President Trump doesn’t know it yet — he’s … Read more
The Sandbox Chronicles – Liddle Donnie’s Playbook
Liddle Donnie Trump had everything a little boy needed — a Shovel, a Bucket, an Executive Order! For children, a sandbox is a microcosm of their world…for Liddle … Read more
Jared Kushner Voted Under the Name ‘Jaroldine!’
Records show Jared Kushner registered to vote as a woman, Jaroldine Voter Registration (and AOL news flash) records show Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law (I mean, son-in-law), Jared Kushner, registered … Read more
The 22 Names on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Visitor Log
They say there is no Mar-a-Lago visitor log – but we expose it in this exclusive! Who is President Trump hiding? Well, wonder no more! After saying the … Read more
Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST
Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on … Read more
Satirists (and Comedians) Go Wide
Comedians are longing for speed bumps in today’s news cycle! Remember when ‘Breaking News’ was an Earthquake, a Wild Fire — a President choking on a pretzel? The pace of … Read more
