Lawyered Up & Liquored Down at Probe Central
A proud non-drinker, our president likes his Diet Coke It’s amazing! How is it possible that a president could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without Stormy… I mean JACK Daniels? But, no … Read more
Marilyn Sands
The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?
I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ? Isn’t that like mastur… … Read more
A Schlong List of Swearing Presidents
Presidents who swore: All of them? I got ’em all — from I-got-wood-Washington to I-got-smarts-Trump — they all swore! And, I can prove that all presidents have cussed — well, … Read more
The Academy Awards Go to Washington
Reporting Live from the Nation’s Capitol in Washington – the Winners of The 2018 State of the Union… BEST ACTOR President Donald Trump BEST INANIMATE OBJECT & BEST … Read more
A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit GOP… Music for the Walking Wounded!
Music for the GOP walking wounded I really feel for Senator Lindsey Graham, he’s so confused about his relationship. I didn’t say ‘their’ relationship — because ever since … Read more
Ben Carson Examines Trump on MLK Day
Ben Carson weighs in on the president’s mental health with a surprise diagnosis! Donald Trump: “I’m here today — not because I want to deflect on my shitstorm … Read more
Bait & Switch with Durbin: Used Car Salesman 101
Always be closing… always be closing “Come on in folks. The Bill in the Newspaper Ad?” “Gee, I believe we just sold that one — but we have … Read more
Our War with the Country of Mar-a-Lago
Mar-a-Lago is the only Country where one side borders the Atlantic Ocean & the other — RV Hook-up Campgrounds! Don’t grab your Passport just yet — read the … Read more
Don Jr’s Water Torture Confessions
The lurid confessions of Don Jr. Your name? Donald Trump Jr. When did you realize that Donald Trump was your father? I was 5 and he sank my … Read more
‘Russian Rusette’ — a Board Game with Balls
My new board game has everything! My new board game has everything — Indian malfeasance, mishandling of orbs, sexual fetishes, knives in Babkas — late library books! Only … Read more
