Toilets Across the World Set to Go on Strike at Midnight
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Things could really back up badly if toilet union follows through on threat to go on strike for better working conditions. According … Read more
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Deadly New Covid Variant Prevention Plan Introduced by Unlikely Team
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Witch Doctor has teamed up with the CDC to prevent the spread of the deadly new Covid variant called “Top … Read more
Former President Donald Trump Consults Psychiatrist Regarding a Most Unusual Mental Condition
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump has consulted a private SNN psychiatrist about a mental condition, “Afrogynophobia” — a fear of Black Women. Much-indicted former President … Read more
Trump Says He Can’t Get a Fair Trial on Earth, Looks Elsewhere
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) There is nowhere on the planet that he could possibly get a fair trial, Trump says, demanding a ‘bigly’ change of venue. … Read more
Head of Zardocian Mafia: ‘If You’re a Criminal, America is the Place to Be’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An interplanetary mob boss says Earth’s America is a paradise for any criminal looking for a new base of operations. In an … Read more
Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous political dadaist says voters are so restless that America could be ripe for third party rule. Internationally known political dadaist … Read more
Biden Seeking Controversial Age Reversal Treatment
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden reaches out to SNN witch doctor about a controversial age reversal treatment. President Joe Biden is concerned that many voters … Read more
Barbie Busted as Chinese Agent
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sources say Barbie is a Chinese agent and may have been the one responsible for stashing cocaine in the White House. SNN … Read more
Eccentric Scientist Proposes Unusual Cure for Global Warming
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous eccentric scientist has proposed a highly unusual cure for global warming. It’s a dirty job, can we make it happen? … Read more
Most 2024 Republican Presidential Candidates Suffer from Lack of Name Recognition
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Name recognition is a major stumbling block for 2024 Republican hopefuls: here’s what people are saying. According to SNN pollster Dr. Propah … Read more
