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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The trade would send MLB’s New York Yankees and Chicago Cubs to Russia for WNBA Star Brittney Griner. Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Special News Dispatch on the Webb Space Telescope from Intergalactic News Nitsche correspondents Disse N. Datte and Tikkel Uranus. General Mugu … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Former White House guy Donald Trump says he should be elected as the nation’s “good dictator,” so he can fix all its … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) It’s not hard to end gun violence, says the Grand Duke of The Republic of Obnoxia. Lord Sebastian Soapscumbe, Grand Duke of … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With the Roe v Wade ruling still sparking protests, SCOTUS is now set to hear a case on the gun rights of … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Deeply concerned about the pain in the wallet of most Americans, the president has a plan to deal with rising food prices. … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Following a statewide education program, men will have several options as to how to acquire their own menstrual cycles. In its drive … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN historian states that if the political dysfunction in Washington seems particularly bad, we can blame Nikita Khruschchev. Many Americans think that … Read more
