January 6 Committee Issues New Batch of Subpoenas
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New information about people allegedly in communication with Trump during the riot results in latest batch of subpoenas. In order to track … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New information about people allegedly in communication with Trump during the riot results in latest batch of subpoenas. In order to track … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New York subway and sewer rats presented Mayor Adams with a petition from their newly-formed labor union. There are 8 million stories … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Biden unveils plan to eliminate the national debt, just in time to boost Democrats’ chances in the midterm elections. According to SNN … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An internationally known sexologist explains the ins and outs of modern sexuality. Dr. Oscar Cahonnes, sexologist and chairman of the Pseudopsychosociopathicsexual Department … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New “College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program” announced to give unfortunate killers a new start. If by chance in 1965 you killed your … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Secret Service operative Redd Hotte has uncovered a mysterious 39th page of the newly-released redacted DOJ affidavit. News outlets around the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With her Political career grinding to a halt, Liz Cheney turns to an expert to help plot her next career move. With … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To break down the Biden Administration’s July jobs report, we turned to a pair of world famous economists. Since the Biden Administration … Read more