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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Resident Witch Doctoress Dr. Sweet Mama Dorite explains how to ward off the Monkeypox. With the arrival of the rare disease … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Resident Witch Doctoress Dr. Sweet Mama Dorite explains how to ward off the Monkeypox. With the arrival of the rare disease … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot to illegally obtain $342 Billion in military aid from the U.S. Famed Slobovian Secret … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Demand for “Recreational Homicide” licenses are expected to be quite high in New York, says Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. In an … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 3-year-old rapper BigMonayBabay held an Easter egg hunt like no other, say witnesses. A celebrity Easter egg hunt on the massive estate … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After the KGB found plastic explosives in Putin’s Easter basket, a nationwide bunny-hunt was launched and the Easter Bunny jailed, say authorities. … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Service) Le Republique De Shancroyde is to become the first nation to establish “total economic justice” and a Universal Basic Income. Following the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more