Augustus Trumpus
Trump is the American Putin, whom none dare criticize, for fear of retribution. All hail Augustus Trumpus! All hail the American Putin, whom none can criticize! All hail … Read more
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ALEC & the Koch Brothers Offer to Rewrite the Constitution
The new Founder, brought to you by the Koch brothers When you think of America’s great Constitutional originators, names like Madison, Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Hamilton and Franklin come … Read more
A Message for Trump’s Minions Worded in the Vernacular They Understand Best
A sincere attempt to reach those who voted for Trump, by speaking like Donald Trump. In a bow to our supposed new President, I submit this missive attempting … Read more
Trump Has the Greatest Humility, and He’ll Tell You So
Trump on his own splendiforousness What an election year. I feel like I’ve been transported through a cosmic squirrel hole and into a baffling political universe where facts … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/21/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Koch Connection
Koch brothers money funding self-serving agenda Tug on any right-wing thread in America and you’ll most likely find that it’s tied to the multi-billionaire Koch boys, Charles and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Takeaways from the Election
2016 Election: Has our country gone completely nuts? No. There’s some good news. Buckle-up friends, it’s going to be a hairy ride. Start with Day One for President … Read more
The Creepy Clown Apocalypse
The eerie connection between Halloween and the election has been magnified with a worldwide epidemic of creepy clown sightings. One of the first things we discover as kids … Read more
We Should Reach Across the Border, Not Close It
America finds itself in a destructive border war — not with Mexico, but with itself. A nation’s border is nothing in and of itself. It’s just an inanimate … Read more
