Kellyanne Conway: FDR’s ‘Four Freedoms’ Just Evil Socialism
‘After all,’ said Kellyanne Conway, ‘freedom is just another word for doing what The Donald wants.’ NYC – Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s new White House adviser, announced at a … Read more
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Trump to Sell ‘Indulgences’ in Advance for Federal Crimes
Trump’s plans to monetize his presidency include “Pardons in Advance,” “limited” access to daily CIA briefings, and “ten minutes alone” with Melania’s old shoe collection. NYC – The … Read more
Republicans Advise: ‘Get Over It’
A few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to “stop whining and get over it.” And now a few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to … Read more
What is the ‘Trump Fix’?
The Trump transition team is a viper’s nest of pay-to-play corporate interests. In Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, it was his frequent, unbridled slaps at Wall Street elites and … Read more
’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016: A Revised Poem
’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016 ’Twas the night before Christmas in twenty-sixteen, The election was done and we’d seen what we’d seen. Steve Bannon and Co. were … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/19/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Unveils Extreme Vetting (EZ Form) for Muslim Visitors
‘Extreme Vetting’ can also be ‘extremely efficient,’ says Trump In an unusual move, President-elect Trump announced today that he had taken the bull by the horns in order … Read more
Why in the World Would Trump Tap Rick Perry to be Energy Secretary?
Rick Perry, better known as Gov. ‘Oops,’ is back! Perk up people — for I bring you tidings of great joy: Gov. “Oops” is back! Yes, Rick Perry, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Must-Watch Video for All Who Want Fair Elections
Why is Jill Stein leading the recount effort? Who cares? We had all better get on board, and be damn glad someone hopped on this issue in a … Read more
