Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State
The Clown Prince of Politics plans to cash in on the worldwide vigils for Queen Elizabeth II. Donald Trump, aka The Clown Prince of Politics, has announced he … Read more
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President Biden to Unveil New College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New “College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program” announced to give unfortunate killers a new start. If by chance in 1965 you killed your … Read more
Meet the Special Master … Mistress Ilsa
Lawyers for Trump, DOJ agree on a Special Master to review the Mar-a-Lago documents seized by the FBI. Mistress Ilsa strode into the press conference bolstered by the … Read more
Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses
Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more
Moon Shot Probes Trump Docs
Cache of top-secret White House documents spotted on the moon: NASA’s moon shot will carry a DOJ search warrant. When Orion touches down during NASA’s moon shot, it … Read more
Canada and U.S. Jointly Announce ‘Janteenth: Stupid Peoples Day’
The countries agree on a UN Human Rights Declaration to create a national day of awareness, “Stupid Peoples Day.” Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and U.S. President Joe … Read more
Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Secret Service operative Redd Hotte has uncovered a mysterious 39th page of the newly-released redacted DOJ affidavit. News outlets around the … Read more
Mariah Carey’s Bid to Trademark Queen of Hanukkah Not Kosher
After trying to trademark “Queen of Christmas,” Mariah Carey is being roundly criticized for a second application. The other shoe has dropped. In the midst of her fight … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trump in Twilight Zone 2
Rod Serling does the prologue and epilogue for this very special edition of The Jerry Duncan Show: Twilight Zone 2. ANNOUNCER ROD SERLING Former twice impeached President Donald … Read more
Liz Cheney Turns to Expert to Plot Next Career Move
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With her Political career grinding to a halt, Liz Cheney turns to an expert to help plot her next career move. With … Read more
