New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains
With the ultimate iPhone plug-in, no thinking is needed! In the latest cool trend to hit the streets, masses of young people are getting their iPhones installed right … Read more
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Democrats: Message, Message, Who’s Got the Message?
It’s hard to beat: Democrats and their message Don’t look now, but the Democratic Party is undergoing an identity crisis of such monumental proportions, the Dissociative Identity Disorder … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Idaho Rep. Barbieri Has Camera Anally Inserted, Searching for Brain
Medical hunt for idiot’s brain turns up surprising results: ‘I’m a Cupid Stunt,’ Barbieri says. BOISE, Idaho – Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri underwent a micro-camera insert examination … Read more
Executive Order: President Approves ‘Ecologically Sound’ Oil Ditch
Obama uses Executive Order to move on Keystone alternative WASHINGTON ─ Citing ‘far-reaching’ and ‘drastic’ environmental concerns, President Obama this week vetoed legislation approving construction of the proposed … Read more
Bill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat
“I think this proves once and for all that I saw combat.” – Bill O’Reilly The controversy continues over whether or not the O’Reilly Factor host, Bill O’Reilly, … Read more
Movie Review: “The Lazarus Effect”
“The Lazarus Effect” – a film review by Gary Chew The Lazarus Effect begins not in Bethany but Berkeley. In fact, the entire movie occurs in Berkeley, most … Read more
GOP Congress to Banish ‘Scourge of Science’ Forever
“Sham science is a sham, as everyone knows.” – Sen. Ted Cruz Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced today that he is working with “dedicated Senators and Representatives” … Read more
Boehner: Congress to Finally Debate the ‘Real’ Illegal Alien Issue
Speaker promises the House will take up the pressing matter of illegal aliens West Chester, OH ─ Responding to pressure from a broad coalition of mostly Southern and … Read more
‘God Bless You’ Mandate Gains Steam in Republican Senate
New Senate protocol would require all Senators to say “God bless you” at appropriate times. In case you haven’t heard, the Republican members of the 114th U.S. Congress … Read more
