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Ghislaine Maxwell will be responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.” Fresh off her pardon from President Donald Trump, convicted child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was appointed … Read more
My horoscope sign is no longer on the Cusp, I can now eat Gluten & Dairy without any blowback! Yes, today I changed my Horoscope Sign! You can … Read more
Most people are unaware that our planet may be secretly ruled by a race of intergalactic lizard people. The world is a dangerous place these days. We are … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In order for democracy to survive, every single American must run for President in 2028, says theorist. “In order for democracy to … Read more
After the big “Epstein List Reveal,” the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy. Gift-giving… sorry, silly me. Besides the insecure Trump’s recent promise to the masses … Read more
In a written statement, Jordan’s King Abdullah announces that the Jordanian people are a race of superheroes. Jordan’s King Abdullah announced yesterday in a written statement that he … Read more
Quotes from Mel Brooks, George Carlin, Bill Burr, John Cleese, Jerry Seinfeld, Gilbert Gottfried & me – on political correctness and 86ing our babies! Take Mel Brooks’ 1967 … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Doctor Chris Jackson. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy … Read more
Wall Street profiteers — including Trump appointees and political funders — have long lusted to privatize the weather service. From the Lowdown’s “Early Political Warning System” comes this … Read more
The Latest News from Trump World In the latest news from Trump World: Trump purchases stake in Mars rock: Acting in accordance with “my native greed,” President Donald … Read more
