It’s Easy to Figure Out the Shoot-out at Planned Parenthood

It’s Easy to Figure Out the Shoot-out at Planned Parenthood
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Even without all the facts in yet, it’s easy to deduce the Planned Parenthood shooter’s motivation. It is actually easy to figure out why he did it. You … Read more

Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’

Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.

Donald Trump says he backs the 2nd Amendment, but ‘Bad things are happening out there which we need to look into.’ New York — GOP presidential hopeful Donald … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/12/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/12/15
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Obama Shifts Policies to Secure NRA Support

Obama Shifts Policies to Secure NRA Support
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.

Sure to be first Democratic president to secure NRA support with these new proposals – which have liberals up in arms, so to speak. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The … Read more

Lost Journal: What if Words Really Were Weapons?

Buy your copy of "Lost Journal - the Book" at www.timmollen.com.Each Lost Journal column is a journal entry written in retrospect. In other words, Mollen chooses a different day from his past, and writes about it as though it were today. The date may be last week, Halloween 1980, or the day he was born (May 4, 1969). Some of you may be asking, “But how would he have been able to write a journal entry on the day he was born?” To you he says: “Lighten up. It’s a humor column.” Mollen is a nationally syndicated columnist and actor, and he is available as a speaker on writing and humor.
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Journal entry: February 20, 2009 (age 39) – Words as Weapons The only political issue I’m something of a radical about is gun control.  (I’m very for it.  … Read more

Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of

Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
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Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more

Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks

Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks
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If the bar is fear of imminent harm, many Florida whites feel that in the presence of any black man, especially since the trial TALLAHASSEE, FL — Fresh … Read more

Mass Shootings Happening Everyday Now; NRA Says It’s the Price of Freedom

Mass Shootings Happening Everyday Now; NRA Says It’s the Price of Freedom
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“It’s just not enough to make a fuss and create new laws about,” says NRA’s Jim Porter as bullets fly at press conference Since the Newtown school shooting … Read more

Yellow-Bellied Cowards

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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Hey, Senate, got a few choice words for ya And now for a few choice words about the recent Senate vote that scuttled universal background checks on gun … Read more

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