Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “Musk’s AI making Grok porn” – Or, as it’s also known, Degenerative AI.
Justin Bieber
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24
Making fun of headlines, like: “Taylor Swift donated $5 million for Hurricane relief” – Or 3 concert tickets on the secondary market!
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/24
Making fun of headlines, like: “Robert Downey Jr. is 1st SNL cast member to win an Oscar” – But Rob Schneider was robbed for ‘Deuce Bigalow.’
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/20
Making fun of headlines, like: “Kanye West challenged, filed petitions late”… at the very least, Taylor Swift should show up and say Beyoncé would be way better choice.
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “Time for the NBA All-Star Weekend on TNT” – Or, as the Kardashian’s call it ‘Tinder.’
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/19/19
Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Sesame Street turns 50” – So, it’s almost ready to be brought to you by the letters A, A, R and P.
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/19
Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Lady Gaga shows off pink hair on one-year anniversary of ‘A Star Is Born’” – Apparently, “a star is bored.”
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/24/19
Hailey Baldwin first anniversary with Justin Bieber – In pop star marriage years that’s like their 35th anniversary.
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/9/19
Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Trump: Other countries aim machine guns at migrants” – Yo, Carmen Sandiego, you still don’t want Trump to know where in the world you’re at.
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/11/19
Humor Columns – Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Justin Bieber was celibate for 12 months before marrying Hailey” …although, probably not in a row.
