The Jerry Duncan Show: Interview with Mitt Romney
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Mitt Romney. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners … Read more
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Horoscopes for Jerks: January, 2018
What’s your sign? Check out your and every other jerk’s horoscope right here every month! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe in … Read more
GOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are Uninsuring
“It makes me feel so Christian,” says lawmaker whose family still gets the best health insurance. “Donald Trump is like a merciful King, allowing us to say ‘Merry … Read more
Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President
After spearheading demands for Senator Al Franken to resign, Kirsten Gillibrand is now trying to change history. As sexual misconduct revelations continue to roil the nation, from Washington … Read more
BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile
In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: Interview with James Comey
Our intrepid talk radio host interviews James Comey ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is … Read more
Horoscopes for Jerks: December, 2017
What’s your sign? Check out your and every other jerk’s horoscope right here every month! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe in … Read more
Mitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species
Trying to salvage his reputation by actually accomplishing something, Mitch McConnell returns home. WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, after failing to repeal Obamacare or reform … Read more
Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’
DiCaprio sparks more controversy over Dreamers HOLLYWOOD, CA — After having criticized Trump over his energy policies, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten behind a new issue: Trump’s deportation … Read more
Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving
In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the … Read more
