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New, mandatory Pledge of Allegiance ghost-written by Kellyanne Conway. Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it … Read more
The president likes to talk late at night with the Fox News host: is he saying his prayers with Hannity? “GOODNIGHT DONNY.” “GOODNIGHT SEANY.” New York Magazine tells … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
Insider sources reveal negotiations behind the release of three Americans Unnamed insider sources revealed today that as part of the original negotiations, the Trump Administration had planned to … Read more
If Trump has turned the White House into reality TV, then it needs it’s own soundtrack. Enter “Make America Rock Again with Billy Freehold”! Almost daily, some commentator … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews Michael Avenatti, attorney for porn star Stormy Daniels. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Trump handshake must be in top form for important meeting of heads of state. Fearing that he could be outdone by Kim Jung-un when they meet in a … Read more
What’s your sign? Check out your and every other jerk’s Funny Horoscope May 2018, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe … Read more
The president knows he may not be in the White House long – Here’s his after-White House business plan! Everyone wants great hair. I mean really great hair. … Read more
Microsoft is monitoring X-Box gamers for cursing, and they don’t like it. The recent decision to helicopter X-Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has … Read more
