Trump Demands that the Month of January be Renamed ‘Trumpery’
‘If Julius Caesar can have July, and Augustus has August, why can’t I have Trumpery? Anyone who says I can’t is fake news!’ – President Trump WASHINGTON – … Read more
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Too Early to Rule Out Awesome, Gore-rific Shark Attack on Vacant Boat Floating Eerily in Harbor
Law enforcement officials say it is way too early to eliminate a badass shark attack as the cause for an abandoned boat spookily floating in the harbor of … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: Chris Christie Interview
Our intrepid radio talk show host interviews Gov. Chris Christie! ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: Interview with Bill Clinton
Our intrepid radio talk show host Jerry Duncan interviews Bill Clinton. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning … Read more
God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House
“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the … Read more
Bestselling Donald Trump Erotica Author Stumped Over Uses of ‘Their, They’re & There’
Bestselling Donald Trump erotica series comes to a screeching halt over confusing grammar rules HUNTINGTON, WV — Herbert “Herbdawg” Adkins’ bestselling Donald Trump erotica series of books came … Read more
White House: A Calmer Donald J Trump
A sudden and grave development at the White House involving President Trump leaves everyone stunned and confused, especially Melania Trump. By Elaine Abraham Melania in her flowing ebony … Read more
It’s Love: Life-Long Romance Started with Dick Pic
Prudence Smith had never before seen a ‘dick pic,’ thought it was something else entirely. Prudence Smith was a widow when a friend suggested she try dating website … Read more
Heroic Pole Steps in Front of Drunk Driver
Drunk driver prevented from injuring others by lone, brave telephone pole Poles usually hold up things Americans use to download porn, like electricity or cable lines, but this … Read more
The Grim Reaper and the Trump Conundrum
The Trump conundrum, shared by the Grim Reaper An anonymous source, who would only refer to herself as the leader of a local coven, shared her tape recording … Read more
