Superman Gives Up on Earth, Plans to Return to Krypton
“Let’s face it, you guys are fucked,” Superman tells Rachel Maddow in final TV interview. METROPOLIS, OL – World-renowned crime fighter and iconic symbol of Truth, Justice and … Read more
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The Tsunami of Gender Transition
Facebook now offers 51 categories under the heading of “gender choice” For many, it was an apocryphal moment. One which will be remembered for a lifetime. Exactly where … Read more
A Modern Disease Running Rampant: Oversharing on Social Media
The Heartbreak of Oversharing on Social Media While the nation sleeps, a virulent epidemic snakes across our width and breadth like a twisting toxic tornado. Everyday, the tragic … Read more
After Bruce Jenner, Sen. Tom Cotton Reveals His Inner Jackass
“I will drive out mine enemies with the jaw bone of an ass!” Tom Cotton whinnies on national TV. WASHINGTON, DC – Inspired by Bruce Jenner’s recent transgender … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/27/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Hillary’s Promised $2.5B Greeted with Amusement by Super Wealthy
‘We’ll see Hillary’s $2.5B and raise it $5B,” Charles Koch laughed, opening his small-change purse. WASHINGTON, DC – Hillary Clinton’s recent vow to raise $2.5B in campaign funds … Read more
Bolting Colts & Wagging Nags: 2016 Presidential Derby
The 2016 presidential candidates are chomping at the bit “And They’re Almost Off.” Yes, the entrance to the 2016 Presidential Derby has officially been flung open wider than … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/12/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Some Simple Solutions for America’s Problems
America’s problems can seem daunting. Durstco is here to help. Modern life can get awfully complicated. And in our continuing quest to navigate these state-of-the-art raging rapids while … Read more
Pizza Store Owners Rush to Cash In on Gay Discrimination
“Send us your cash donations!” say hundreds of pizzeria operators, eager to profit from the generosity of gay-haters everywhere. WALKERTON, IN — Pizza stores in the U.S. are … Read more
