Yellow-Bellied Cowards
Hey, Senate, got a few choice words for ya And now for a few choice words about the recent Senate vote that scuttled universal background checks on gun … Read more
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Argus Hamilton on the News: Carnival Cruise No Carnival
Carnival reimbursed the U.S. for rescuing two liners stranded at sea with overflowing sewage early this year. In their new ad campaign, Carnival promises to treat you like … Read more
Earth Day: Saving Our Ravaged Planet … and Ourselves
Earth Day cometh — the 43rd year of this national focus on the state of our globe. So, how is Earth doing? On this Earth Day, should we … Read more
Corporate Kangaroo Courts Supplant Our Seventh Amendment Rights
Seventh Amendment? Yeah, right — That’s so quaint! Being wronged by a corporation is painful enough, but just try getting your day in court. Most Americans don’t realize … Read more
Why Isn’t There a War on Easter?
Why does the outrage machine not crank up around the end of February to “take back Easter from the godless?” Why haven’t these clever secularists tried to take … Read more
Let’s Adopt These Planks from GOP’s National Platform
The GOP: Go back to the future? From Rick Perry to Rick Santorum, many Republican sparklies say they reject the science of evolution, favoring instead the “science” of … Read more
FAQ: Electing a New Pope
Confused about the pope thing? Just here to help… Q. Can you please explain what the heck is going on with the pope in Rome? A. Well, Pope … Read more
European Investment Bank Quitting Coal? Yes Men Strike Again!
Climate activists create fake press release, bizarre award ceremony, to highlight dirty coal support by EU bank BRUSSELS — The European Investment Bank (EIB) president Werner Hoyer was … Read more
Cartoon Caption Contest Winners, Feb. 2013
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times Cartoon Caption Contest Winners for the contest ending Feb. 20, 2013. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption … Read more
Will Durst’s 2013 Political Animal Awards
Warning: It’s awards season. But I’m here to help. Hey! You! Yes, you. Sorry. Just trying to get your attention to impart an important warning here. For the … Read more
