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Ghislaine Maxwell will be responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.” Fresh off her pardon from President Donald Trump, convicted child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was appointed … Read more
If you experience any of these events, press the heart monitor button! Your physician will affix the heart monitor to your chest. Wear it at all times, including … Read more
Here are some revised nursery rhymes for Trump administration toddlers. The Apple and the Worm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Health and Human Services) I bit an apple That … Read more
Federal funding for Meals on Wheels, “that wasteful nutrition program,” will be cut, says new McDonald’s fan RFK Jr. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced … Read more
RFK Jr. has boldly led the way in support of egalitarianism and personal liberty in Americans’ fight against a measles outbreak. Press Release from the Department of Health … Read more
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