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The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more
The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more
In an effort to get Americans to think about him 24/7, Trump makes the case for his face on Mount Rushmore. Donald Trump says he’s calling on the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To help police our lawless skies, a generous offer of drone eating weapons and technology. Unlike what’s happening in American skies, unidentified … Read more
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more
The President-elect says he will order Mexico and Canada to make English their official language, “or else.” Now that Donald Trump says Mexico and Canada should be U.S. … Read more
Both Elon Musk and Warren Buffett claim they are (or “would be”) the richest person in the world. A point of contention between fabulously rich dudes Elon Musk … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Due to an unresolved labor dispute at the North Pole, Donald Trump and Elon Musk have offered to replace Santa Claus this … Read more
This time, the DEMS are ‘the walking wounded,’ as I match soulful Country Songs to the shocking results of the 2024 Election! I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A … Read more
