Trump to Build Big, Beautiful Ballroom in East Wing of White House
The new addition to the East Wing won’t be cheap, but where there’s a will, there’s a way. President Donald J. Trump announced from the White House yesterday … Read more
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Trump is for Sale, Sure, but You Can Also Lease Him
Frenetic crowds of billionaires have heard that Trump is for sale or lease, and they’ve come shopping for the best deals. Frenetic crowds are storming the White House … Read more
You Too Can Be on the Epstein List!
By Ed McManis No need to be left out of all the action. Now you, too, can be on the Epstein List! You’ve followed the news from FOX … Read more
Psycho with Face Painted Orange Rants and Raves on White House Roof
A clearly deranged man in a blue suit and red tie was spotted pacing back and forth on the White House roof. Earlier today, the world witnessed an … Read more
Insecure About His Popularity, Trump Throws Red Meat Swag Bags Against the Wall
After the big “Epstein List Reveal,” the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy. Gift-giving… sorry, silly me. Besides the insecure Trump’s recent promise to the masses … Read more
Four Things You Probably Didn’t Know About U.S. Presidents
There’s a lot to know about U.S. presidents, and here are four of them. It wasn’t that long ago that America had presidents, individuals elected by the people … Read more
Can Trump’s Perfume Cloak the Stink of GOP Corruption?
GOP corruption: nearly every congressional Republican cravenly caved in to Trump’s truly stinky budget plan. Big news! The Trump4Sale shop next door to the Office of the President … Read more
Substack: This Story is Breaking News … Really!
I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! We’re Substack, and we totally get your frustration with the news lately. You wake … Read more
Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!
Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more
