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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Apple’s surprise announcement of the iPhone X finally let’s the War Babies publicly decry public assistance to anyone but them. Apple introduced three new iPhone models this week, … Read more
‘If Julius Caesar can have July, and Augustus has August, why can’t I have Trumpery? Anyone who says I can’t is fake news!’ – President Trump WASHINGTON – … Read more
Law enforcement officials say it is way too early to eliminate a badass shark attack as the cause for an abandoned boat spookily floating in the harbor of … Read more
“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the … Read more
Bestselling Donald Trump erotica series comes to a screeching halt over confusing grammar rules HUNTINGTON, WV — Herbert “Herbdawg” Adkins’ bestselling Donald Trump erotica series of books came … Read more
Despite being afforded every opportunity since birth, Hurricane Chet is simply not living up to expectations. Expectations were significantly lowered this week after it became clear Hurricane Chet … Read more
Other administration officials are not charmed by her Snapchat hobby, saying she “hogs the only White House cell phone.” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a … Read more
Prudence Smith had never before seen a ‘dick pic,’ thought it was something else entirely. Prudence Smith was a widow when a friend suggested she try dating website … Read more
Drunk driver prevented from injuring others by lone, brave telephone pole Poles usually hold up things Americans use to download porn, like electricity or cable lines, but this … Read more
The Trump conundrum, shared by the Grim Reaper An anonymous source, who would only refer to herself as the leader of a local coven, shared her tape recording … Read more
