Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings
BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
March 4th Declared National Opposites Day
“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more
The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care
May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more
Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle
Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head … Read more
Quote Marks Uproar Over ‘Abuse and Misuse’ by White House
“We mean exactly what we say the words say, not something else like ‘microwave,’” said spokesperson Miriam Webster regarding quote marks, while giving Trump the “air finger.” NYC … Read more
Trump Spox Accuses Rachel Maddow of Being in the Pay of MSNBC News
‘Rachel Maddow and her Jewish friends will be among the first to go when the liberal genocide begins’ – Sara Hukabee Sanders WASHINGTON DC – Trump spokesman Sara … Read more
Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
I Have Seen the Apocalypse and There Was Not a Woman In Sight
Women’s protest leaves men everywhere helpless In the wake of the “A Day Without Women” protest, the nation is still coping with the ripple effect of a world … Read more
Melania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce
“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s … Read more
Trump Secretly Negotiating with Putin for Political Asylum in Russia
The FBI’s wiretapped phone records reveal that President Trump is ready to dump Melania, Donald Jr and Eric – but not Ivanka or his money – for asylum … Read more
