Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings
BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the … Read more
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BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the … Read more
“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more
May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more
Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head … Read more
“We mean exactly what we say the words say, not something else like ‘microwave,’” said spokesperson Miriam Webster regarding quote marks, while giving Trump the “air finger.” NYC … Read more
‘Rachel Maddow and her Jewish friends will be among the first to go when the liberal genocide begins’ – Sara Hukabee Sanders WASHINGTON DC – Trump spokesman Sara … Read more
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
Women’s protest leaves men everywhere helpless In the wake of the “A Day Without Women” protest, the nation is still coping with the ripple effect of a world … Read more
“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s … Read more
The FBI’s wiretapped phone records reveal that President Trump is ready to dump Melania, Donald Jr and Eric – but not Ivanka or his money – for asylum … Read more