Paul Lander’s Column

Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/23

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even saying that Bed, Bath and Beyond could go bankrupt, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/23

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Pornhub channel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/3/23

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about BTS, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/27/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Air Force, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/19/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the oldest known narrative carving, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ticketmaster, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/6/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Dwayne Johnson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/28/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tesla’s market value, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/21/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about FTX, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about psychedelic toads, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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