Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team today named a utility grade roll of … Read more

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe out the world’s most deadly terrorist force, … Read more

Hard to Believe It’s Come Down to Hillary or Trump

Will Durst

Right now, an 18-foot alligator with irritable bowel syndrome would be less polarizing than the Donald or the Hillary. Every four years our nation’s electoral eccentricities escalate exponentially and people throw up their hands and … Read more

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies that are known around the world. Multi-talented, … Read more