CAPS on immigration: It’s to blame for everything bad Californian’s for Population Stabilization (CAPS) have followed up their recent claim that California’s water shortage is due to the overabundance of immigrants to California and their … Read more Immigration: The Beginning of the End
Cable TV shows proliferating Given the enormous success of the new cable TV show “Younger,” industry copycats are busily trying to work on variations on its theme. One of these new series that has just … Read more New Cable TV Show “Older” an Answer to “Younger”
Support groups for devils and demons provided Because Satan is known for his fire-breathing reaction to the failure of any of his minions sent to drag a soul back to hell with them, it is … Read more New Hope for Devils Who Have Been Cast Out
Have we upset the delicate space-time continuum with the Rosetta space probe? Shocking news has emerged from a leak by an anonymous source inside the European Space Agency. While cheering the successful landing of the … Read more Rosetta Space Probe: Potential Disaster?
“Dream Derriere” is Kim Kardashian’s new venture Kim Kardashian’s new economic venture has literally turned around to bite her in her sizable butt. Her new company, Dream Derriere, offered a scientific breakthrough for the anatomically … Read more Kim Kardashian Sued for DNA Fiasco
Kardashian and West plan for first anniversary bash Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already making plans for a big first anniversary bash. The biggest stumbling block was trying to figure out a venue that … Read more Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Eye the Taj Majal for Anniversary
Warmest Season’s Greetings to All Our Dear Friends this Christmas: This has been a wondrous year of change and growth for our family. Two months ago as Barbie, our eight year old, reached for the … Read more Christmas Letter
Celebrity remnants are all the rage now A new entrepreneurial enterprise has arisen to overnight success: “Celebrity Remnants.” Now the ordinary person can have very personal discarded pieces of famous celebrities. The price ranges vary, … Read more Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!
New production gets special effects that are out of this world. This reporter recently recorded Steven Spielberg in a live audition for his latest production: Steven Spielberg: “Where’s the next animatronics guy?” Assistant: “He said … Read more Supernatural Special Effects for New Dream Works Production
How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party to such cruelty to domestic animals and … Read more New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand